Update - Ooh a game!

This is just a short update on life. I know it's been a little bit but a short update is better than none at all right? Right. So for this update, I would like to invite you all to do a little exercise. For this exercise, you will need 4 cotton balls, a small hammer, a snack, and a teaspoon of molasses (snack, optional.)
I'll wait here while you go get those things.
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Ready? Great. So first, you take two of the cotton balls, and you put one in each of your ears. "What's that?", you say. . Precisely!
Next, Take just one droplet of molasses and stick it up in your nose. Just one nostril will do. This should create a nice slow 'runny' effect. Now, take the remaining cotton balls, and go ahead and shove one up in each nostril.
You might be wondering why I'm having you block your molasses with a cotton ball. The answer to that is easy: Who knows why these things happen.
Ready for the next step? Good. Go ahead and pick up that there hammer.. Yep. Just pick 'er on up.. And find your left temple. I want you to go ahead and give your temple a little tap with the ol hammer. Be real gentle now. You don't want to bruise or break anything.
Once you've done that, you should feel a pain in your head. If you are not feeling a pain, try again.
If you brought a snack, I want you to try to eat it. If you feel like you are either a) suffocating due to lack of oxygen intake through your nose, or b) looking like a complete fool chewing and throwing your head back trying to get air in past the food (because you can't breathe through your nose) then you have done the exercise correctly and are now update on how I am doing.
If you would like to go for extra credit on the assignment, take the remaining molasses and swallow it. - This should be equivalent to the thickness of my saliva (though in all fairness, it has thinned out, so you may drink water until the molasses has dissolved.)
I hope you enjoyed the exercise - and the update!

I highly suggest everyone take vitamins (I'm partial to Flintstones), eat properly, and get plenty of rest. I also recommend washing your hands frequently. Washing your hands is the number one way to prevent spreading germs.